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Inspector: CID 07, you are officially off the counterfeit money case. I've already sent an undercover!
CID 07: Sir, do you have any other cases I can take care of?
Inspector: Yes, go to the park and catch litter bugs!
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Shirley: You mean you never went out with a girl before?
Teapot: Never asked one to. Paid one to, yeah.
Shirley: What?
Teapot: Oh, nothing. Just joking!
[looks away]
Teapot: Whew!
Stanley Sui-Fan Fung
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