Simona Ventura

Simona Ventura

  • Born: 1965-4-1
  • Height: 5' 9" (1.75 m)
  • Extended Reading

    Somewhere quotes

    • Johnny Marco: What's that book about again?

      Cleo: It's about this girl that's in love with this guy. But he's a vampire, and his whole family's vampires. So she can't really be with him.

      Johnny Marco: Why doesn't she become one too?

      Cleo: doesn't she become one too? Cleo: Because she can't. He doesn't want to turn her into a vampire. And if she gets too close to him, he won't be able to help himself.

      Johnny Marco: Oh, man.

    • Johnny Marco: Whoa! What the fuck, dude?

      Ron the Masseur: Oh. Did they not tell you how I work?

      Johnny Marco: No.

      Ron the Masseur: I have a website that explains my technique. I feel that if my client's naked, it's just more comfortable if I meet them at the same level.

      Johnny Marco: Yeah, it's - it's not for me. Thanks, though. Why don't you just pack it up.

      Ron the Masseur: Alright.

      Ron the Masseur: [after putting his clothes back on] S'sorry about that.

      Johnny Marco: Nah, it's cool.