Simon Twu

Simon Twu

  • Born:
  • Height: 5' 10" (1.78 m)
  • Extended Reading

    Wish Dragon quotes

    • Long: Din!

      [looks around in confusion]

      Long: Whats happening?

      Pipa God: Welcome Longzhu.

      Long: What's going on? Where am I?

      Pipa God: Congratulations! Your service as a Wish Dragon is complete.

      Long: Complete? But I haven't finished, I haven't finished my tenth master!

      Pipa God: You have put the needs of another before yourself, and shown us that you understand the meaning of life. You are now free to enter the spirit world

      [Spirite world doors open and trumpets sound and confetti sticks to Long]

      Long: Is that... a parade?

      [Smiles]

      Pipa God: In your honor.

      Long: No no no! I can't! I have to go back!

      Pipa God: Back?

      Long: Turn me back into a Wish Dragon, I have one more wish to grant!

      Pipa God: Th-that's ridiculous, the laws of heaven forbid it.

      Long: You're ridiculous! You're an old man in a skirt!

      Pipa God: This isn't a skirt!

      Long: Send me back!

      Pipa God: [Pipa God plays his instrument and the doors to the spirit world close and the parade disappears behind them] You dare reject the will of the Gods?

      Long: Fine, if you won't send me back, I'll do it myself!

      [Starts digging into the clouds]

      Pipa God: Stop that!

      Long: [Continues to dig into the clouds] Stupid clouds! Ah!

      Pipa God: Stop! Stop that this instant!

      Long: Ah! My friend needs me!

      Pipa God: Fine! We will permit you to return, but only under one condition.