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Dexter: This is stupid.
Erik: Yeah? Well, about twenty years ago there was this guy. He noticed some mold growing on his bread and he started feeding it to people. Everybody said he was stupid. You know what it turned out to be? Aspirin!
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Erik: Hey! What would you do if I come over there and whopped your ass?
Dexter: How long would that take?
Erik: 'Bout 10 seconds.
Dexter: I'd wait till you're finished and then I'd continue working on my mud fort.
Erik: You mean you'd just let me beat you up?
Dexter: I'd try to stop you but I probably wouldn't be able to, I'm not very big.
Erik: Well in that case it'd only take 5 seconds.
Dexter: So is that what you're gonna do?
Erik: Maybe later.
Dexter: Hello? You still there?
Shirley Venard
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