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Jerry 2022-09-30 19:03:34
Half of the world history
This comedy director, who is famous for his sexual gimmicks, is somewhat admirable, regardless of his creative courage or his singing and dancing talent.
The first few minutes of the film (about the life scenes of cavemen) are more funny and creative, especially about the origin of the "Ten... -
Jacklyn 2022-09-30 22:50:08
I panicked after watching this movie
Especially at the beginning, the music and the scenes are just a tribute to "2001"~~~
There are also several periods in the movie, which are very humorous. I
want to mention that this section of Rome is very engaging, and the two blacks meet. Say hello, "hey guy!" "hey motherfucker" is simply the...
Shecky Greene
History of the World: Part I quotes
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Marcus Vindictus: Oh Nympho, I would do anything to gain your favor. How can I catch you? How can ensnare you? What bait must I use to catch your love? I am your servant!
Empress Nympho: Ah, but the servant waits, while the *master* baits!
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Comicus: Have you heard of this new sect, the Christians? They are a laugh riot! First of all, they are so poor...
Swiftus: How poor are they?
Comicus: Thank you! They are so poor... that they only have *one* God!
[drumbeat, everyone laughs]
Comicus: But we Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that's coming quickly.
