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Vic: Clancy! What the fuck is wrong with you, moron? You're a tough guy? You're tougher than me? You think you're cute, Clancy, but I know you.
Clancy: All I said in the bar was she was talking to the fucking Puerto Rican.
Vic: Fuck off, bitch! I know you're an asshole, all right? Coward scumbag motherfucker whose feel smell and Kat caught a beating because of what you fucking said!
Clancy: Bullshit! She deserves it. You can't trust her.
Vic: You wanna watch what you say, Clancy. I'm telling you, mind your fucking business or you're gonna get hurt.
Clancy: Are you threatening me?
Vic: Hey, fuck you! You don't have anything to worry about from me! You got Kat, you got Reilly, you got the fucking spics! You think Jose's gonna drop you cutting him? Do ya?
Clancy: You're not scaring me, you know.
Vic: I'm not? Well then, you're just fucking retarded! See you in the morgue, genius.
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Al: I really wanna change this time, Father. I'm just so sick and tired of being mean to my girl. I just, I wanna be, I wanna be a good man, you know? But I'm telling you. I just have this problem keeping it on my pants even when I'm in church praying every time I see a pretty girl walk up the aisle I just wanna crawl up underneath her shirt and...
Father Duffel: And what do you do?
Al: Well, I go back to praying, you know?
Father Duffel: It's a good think you're trying. How do you think I feel?
Al: What are you sayin'?
Father Duffel: I have a line of woman who stand in front of me, and get on their knees, and open up their mouth, and stick our their tongue and look up at me and go "Ah".
Al: What do you do?
Father Duffel: I go back to praying.
Al: That's fucked up. How can you say this? How can you think like this? These poor girls are coming to you for hope and you want them to suck your cock. You fucking disgust me.
Father Duffel: I'm just a man, Al, with a collar and a cock.
Al: Oh, you're gonna burn in hell.
Father Duffel: I'm no better than you, no worse.
Shawn Campbell
Extended Reading
