Sean Mathieson

Greg Heffley: [narrating] On weekends, I try to stay as far away from my brothers as possible. But on Sunday morning, I have no choice.

[Greg and his family step out of the car once they arrived at the church]

Manny Heffley: Poopy!

Greg Heffley: Huh?

[Greg looks down at his pants]

Susan Heffley: [offscreen] Greg! It looks like he has a candy bar on there.

[camera points to candy bar on the car seat]

Greg Heffley: Manny!

[Rodrick puts candy wrapper in his pocket]

Susan Heffley: Frank, you're gonna have to do something.

Frank Heffley: Yeah. I'll get a rag.

[wipes off the candy bar stain as much as possible]

Greg Heffley: Dad, stop it!

Frank Heffley: Hold still! All right, let me see.

[looks at stain mostly rubbed off]

Frank Heffley: You're fine. Can't even tell.

[he puts rag in the car. Greg saw that Holly was also going to church]

Greg Heffley: I'm not going in with a poop stain on my pants.

Susan Heffley: Okay, well, you can't skip church.

Greg Heffley: No, I'm not going in like this.

Susan Heffley: Fine.