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Kyon: Okay. Asking somebody how long they believed in Santa Claus is so stupid, you can't even consider it a topic suitable for idle conversation. And if you still want to know how long I believed in some old fat guy who wears a funky red suit, I can tell you this: I never believed in him.
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[Haruhi has been told that her plot to frame the Computer Brigade leader of harassing Mikruru will fail because so many witnesses will deny it]
Haruhi Suzumiya: Then I'll tell everyone you thugs gained up on her and
[bleep]
Haruhi Suzumiya: ed her!
Sayaka Aoki
Extended Reading
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya quotes
