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Carter: [Posing in the jail cell trying to take a selfie, one of the zombies grabs his shoulder] Dude, what the fuck? Haven't you had enough to eat? Jesus
Ben: Carter, stop agitating them.
Carter: What? I need a new profile pic.
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Augie: It's the zombie apocalypse! Come on, we're scouts! We're trained for this!
Sara Malakul Lane
Extended Reading
Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse quotes
