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Kirk Lazarus: Yo asshole, this muthafucka's dead ain't no Chris Angel Mind Freak, David Blaine trap door, horseshit jumpin' off here.
Tugg Speedman: Hey, you wanna get on the train here or you wanna ruin another take, huh?
Kirk Lazarus: Ain't no goddamn takes, ain't no goddamn motion picture!
Tugg Speedman: Are you sure?
Kirk Lazarus: Oh yea.
Tugg Speedman: Yeah?
Kirk Lazarus: For certain man.
Tugg Speedman: Then why are you still in character? Hm?
Kirk Lazarus: [pause] I know but I don't have to tell you...
Tugg Speedman: You don't know.
Kirk Lazarus: Man, I don't drop character 'till I done the DVD commentary.
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Special Effects Assistant: They're bustin' caps like a muthafucka down there.
[pause]
Special Effects Assistant: This is F.U.B.A.R. I say we juice 'em, what do you think?
Four Leaf Tayback: Juice 'em.
Special Effects Assistant: [triggers the C4] Big ass titties!
Sandra Valladares
Extended Reading
