Ryan Tramont

Spc. Owen Eldridge: Aren't you glad the Army has all these tanks parked here? Just in case the Russians come and we have to have a big tank battle?

Sergeant JT Sanborn: I'd rather be on the side with the tanks, just in case, than not have 'em.

Spc. Owen Eldridge: Yeah, but they don't do anything. I mean, anyone comes alongside a Humvee, we're dead. Anybody even looks at you funny, we're dead. Pretty much the bottom line is, if you're in Iraq, you're dead. How's a fucking tank supposed to stop that?

Sergeant JT Sanborn: Would you shut the fuck up, Owen, please?

Spc. Owen Eldridge: Sorry. Just tryin' to scare the new guy.

Sergeant JT Sanborn: Now push it in.

Sgt. Matt Thompson: I can't.

Sergeant JT Sanborn: What do you mean you can't? Pretend it's your dick, man.

Sgt. Matt Thompson: [laughs] How about I pretend it's your dick?

Sergeant JT Sanborn: You'd never get it in if you did that.