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Charlie Carbone: [in an airplane] Hey Louis, how much time do we got left?
Louis Booker: 14 hours.
Charlie Carbone: When is the food coming? I'm starving.
Louis Booker: Don't even worry about that. I got you covered.
[brings out pieces of berries from his pocket]
Louis Booker: Bam!
Charlie Carbone: Are you like, 4 years old?
Louis Booker: What? If you're not hungry, I can always put these back in my pocket.
Charlie Carbone: Wait, wait, wait, I think I'll have this one.
Louis Booker: Ah, good choice.
[Charlie puts a berry in his mouth, but takes it out due to its spice]
Charlie Carbone: What is that? And why is my mouth on fire?
Louis Booker: That's the new super-atomic jock buster. Extra hot.
Charlie Carbone: Are you trying to kill me?
Louis Booker: [taste tests the berry, then takes it back out of his mouth] There ain't something wrong with this! Stop acting like a baby!
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Charlie Carbone: Australia... "The Land Down Under. " Rugged... remote... inhospitable and dangerous. Home to 20 million kangaroos. But there is one who is more elusive and clever than all the rest. And his name is Kangaroo Jack.
Ryan Gibson
Extended Reading