Ronnie James Dio

KG: Dude, I've got some smoking hot babes, and they want us to play a gig!

JB: No, I've just had the weirdest conversation of my life in there.

[points to the bathroom]

KG: Let the simulation begin!

[shines lights in JB's face]

JB: Okay, should I just sing a song?

[KG presses tape recorder]

Tape recorder: Hey, sing something, douche bag!