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[lines before opening credits]
Edgar Reese: Howdy, folks. Ladies, gents, cocksuckers, pederasts, I hope you all enjoy the show. Yes, I do.
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Executioner: [straps Reese in chair]
Edgar Reese: [grabs executioner's arm and says] Hey, if you get me out of this I'll give you a blow job.
Executioner: [immediately pulls awqay]
Edgar Reese: Heh heh heh heh. Yee-haw!
Ronn Munro
Extended Reading