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Winifred Ames: Why Albania?
Conrad 'Connie' Brean: Why not?
Winifred Ames: What have they done to us?
Conrad 'Connie' Brean: What have they done FOR us? What do you know about them?
Winifred Ames: Nothing.
Conrad 'Connie' Brean: See? They keep to themselves. Shifty. Untrustable.
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[Commissioned to write a propaganda song about war with Albania]
Johnny Dean: Albania's hard to rhyme.
Ron McCoy
Extended Reading