Roger Jackson

Roger Jackson

  • Born: 1958-7-13
  • Height: 5' 7" (1.7 m)
  • Extended Reading

    Happily N'Ever After quotes

    • Frieda: Forty flights of stairs in heels? This had better be good...

    • Rick: Can I get you guys a refill on the mead?

      Wolf #1: [gestures to a chair] What's your rush, kid? Sit down!

      Wolf #2: Take a load off! Pour yourself a glass.

      Rick: [sits] All right! Don't mind if I do. You know, that's the first time anybody asked me to sit down...

      [puts feet up, accidentally kicks fork, drink flies across room and melts witch]

      Wolf #1: So, what's your name, kid?

      Rick: Rick.

      Wolf #2: So, are you a good guy, or a bad guy, or what kind?

      Rick: Neither! I work in the kitchen.

      Wolf #1: Let me give you some advice. Around here, you're either a good guy, or a bad guy. And between you and me, I don't see much future in being good. *Capiche*?