Roger Clemens

Stacy: We're in the adult film industry.

Gina: And we're lovers.

Stacy: Yeah. One day, Gina was having sex with this Filipino guy Milo which was totally cool cause it was in the script.

Gina: And then I asked Milo back to the house with us, which is cool cause we like a little variety...

Stacy: So in the middle of our session, I look up and I see Gina kissing Milo on the mouth which is totally NOT cool because it violates our threesome code of ethics!

Gina: So Stacy bit my toe off.

Stacy: Then Milo freaks out and calls me a crazy skank...

Gina: And nobody talks to my bitch that way.

Stacy: That's right.

Gina: So I stapled his lip shut.

Stacy: And here we are.

Dave Buznik: Well, we've all been there.