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Sue Claussen: Compact fluorescents.
[showing her apartment for the 1st time]
Mike: Oh, too bad.
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Sue Claussen: I wrote you a Haiku. Do you wanna hear it?
Mike: Sure.
Sue Claussen: Mike, oh Mike, my man Keeps showing up like UPS Sue, you're such a bitch.
Mike: ...I like it!
Robert Projansky
Extended Reading