Robert Meyer Burnett

Kitty Kowalski: Your friends give me the creeps.

Lex Luthor: Prison is a creepy place, Kitty, and one needs to make creepy friends in order to survive. On the inside, even my talents were worth less than a carton of cigarettes and a sharp piece of metal in your pocket.

Superman: I know lots of people are asking questions now that I'm back, and I think it's only fair that I answer... those people.

Lois Lane: So... you're here for an interview?