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Colin Shea: I don't know why you care so much about your number anyway
Ally Darling: You guys all have this ideal girl in your minds, and if our number gets too high, we can't be that girl.
Colin Shea: The ideal girl. Tell me about her.
Ally Darling: You know, you can take her home to the family, she's smart, but not smarter than you, and she bakes apple pies with your mom and plays catch with your handicapped sister. But then when you're alone, she takes off her glasses and puts on a vinyl cat suit and fucks you sideways
Colin Shea: That girl doesn't exist, if she did, I'd be sleeping with her. And what kind of guy cares about how many people you slept with anyway?
Ally Darling: Decent guys.
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Jake Adams: So, how does dinner in Milan and breakfast in Paris sound?
Ally Darling: Starchy.
Robert Masiello
Extended Reading
