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Annie: Tell me something about my life, Dean, something not horrible.
Dean Proffitt: Well uh... yeah, there was that time you were working at Burger Boy, and this kid started choking on a French fry, and everybody in the place panicked, including me, except you, you knew exactly what to do. You ran over to the kid and you gave him that Heimlech, you know,
[grunts]
Dean Proffitt: and puh! The kid puked up the fry and they named you Burger Boy employee of the month. They put your picture above the cash register and everything.
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Annie: Joey, don't, honey. Don't, don't get that near your eyes, sweetie. Look, I want you to read this; you see what it says? "Don't get near your eyes". Read on.
[Joey looks at the bottle for a few seconds, then tosses it aside and goes to bed]
Annie: What's this all about?
Charlie Proffitt: He's embarrassed 'cause he doesn't know how to read.
Annie: Well, he's a small child.
Travis Proffitt: He can't read for a small child, either.
Greg Proffitt: The teacher makes fun of him.
Robert Goldman
Extended Reading
