Robert Gerdisch

[after the jury have watched a tape of Nelson robbing the drug store]

Judge Eva Fwae Wun: Mr. Hingly?

Duane: Oh, yeah?

Judge Eva Fwae Wun: You may proceed with your defense.

Duane: [whispering to Nelson] Watch this.

[Duane walks up to the jury]

Duane: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. You've all seen Jurassic Park, and yet you are aware that Jeff Goldblum have never actually been attacked by dinosaurs. Even through you've seen it with your own eyes, on a T.V. not unlike that one.

[Duane points dramatically at the television]

Duane: I rest my case!

[Nelson looks confused and shocked]

John Lyshitski: Bwahahah!

[Some of the prisoners try to grab Nelson in the shower, but John comes to his rescue]

John Lyshitski: Hey! He is my property, you dick monster! You got that?

[Pushes the one standing closest]

John Lyshitski: This little frilly is all mine! You can look, but not touch! This little asshole only got one name on it! Mine! Romeo! Romeo Lyshitski! No rear entry!

[slaps his hand on Nelson's butt and points at Barry]

John Lyshitski: That goes for you!

[Barry walks off]

John Lyshitski: That big bastard is the head of the Black G Lords.

[Nelson is stiff as a board]

Nelson Biederman IV: I don't mean to sound ungrateful John... but did you have to stick your finger up my ass?

John Lyshitski: Nope, probably not. But it happened.

[Doesn't remove his hand before now]