Ring Lardner Jr.

Ring Lardner Jr.

  • Born: 1915-8-15
  • Height: 6' (1.83 m)
  • Extended Reading

    The Majestic quotes

    • Peter Appleton: He says I'm a communist. In fact, this very moment, some grey little FBI guy, in a grey little FBI suit, is hunched over my screenplay, checking it, line by line, for the poisonous Marxist propaganda which surely lurks therein. Hope they check the spelling. I can always use help with that.

      Jerry the Bartender: You're babbling, pal.

      Peter Appleton: 'Ashes to Ashes', my movie! Could've been good, even with the stupid dog. My 'Grapes of Wrath', my shot at doing something really good, something...

      [pause, then in greater anguish]

      Peter Appleton: Something!

    • Peter Appleton: [semi-drunk, to grinning monkey plush-toy] Sound good? Oh, you're just saying that. I'm talking to monkey.