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Caroline: She's a chalet girl. My God, it is such a cliché. I wouldn't have minded so much if you were discrete, but Bernhardt said the two of you were all over each other. On the beginner slope.
Jonny: Bernhardt could learn a few things about being discrete himself.
Caroline: Honey, do you realize what you're risking, here? You have to stop this right now, or I will!
Jonny: This isn't "Jane Austin", mom. Look when you and dad met...
Caroline: Enough, Jonathan. I just think you can do better.
Jonny: Well, I don't think *dad* could have done better.
Caroline: Look, your father and I, we got lucky. But believe me, this girl is only after one thing.
Kim: [walking up] Yeah, and it was *great*.
Caroline: [turning] Is there a reason you're still here?
Jonny: Look Kim, can we just...
Kim: Oh, there's a noise. I can't quite... oh that's right, it's a lying bastard.
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Jonny: [having called off the engagement] You're not upset?
Richard: She's lovely, but I trust you. Your mother, on the other hand...
Caroline: [unknowingly addressing party guests] Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the happy couple.
Richard: [to Jonny] In the unlikely event of an emergency landing, the cabin crew will direct you to the nearest available exit...
Richard: [now walking toward Caroline] Okay baby, let's get you drunk.
Rick Edwards
Extended Reading
