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[Perry and April are fighting in a motel parking lot with all the motel guests looking on]
April: I don't even know you, yet you just come inside my house, uninvited, and take my life away!
Perry: Maybe you don't know it, but you did invite me!
April: Oh, go to hell!
Perry: Oh, sweetheart!
April: Oh, fuck you!
Perry: Princess!
April: Cocksucker!
Perry: Sugar!
April: Motherfucker!
Perry: Sweetpea!
April: Bastard!
Perry: Be careful what you say because people around here might think we love each other.
April: You can rot in hell for all I care!
Perry: You're sexy when you're angry.
April: You bastard!
Perry: You already said that!
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Sheriff Earl Hawkins: Well there they be, son. Jonah and Jonah, Jr. They're so old they can't remember who's pappy and who's the son. They're weird and full of superstition. Burying a dead animal on their land can cause the cows to give bloody milk... or bring on a swarm of locusts.
Richard Tyson
Extended Reading
