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Wilson: Don't you think it's that random act of unkindness from some total stranger that's the coup de grace, and then all of a sudden, boom. You're bleeding to death on the bathroom floor?
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Vivian: [Fighting with her ex over the phone while out with Wilson] You know what? It doesn't even matter anymore. It doesn't matter. You know why? Because I am on a date tonight. And I am on a date with this wonderful, amazing, smart, attractive, handsome man. And you know what? He thinks I'm beautiful, Jack.
Wilson: No, no, no, no, don't. Not good, not smart. Oh shit. Great, I'm gonna get shot.
Jack: You're with a guy?
Wilson: Don't do this.
Vivian: Oh yeah! I like this guy so much that I think I'm gonna go home and I'm going to fuck this guy tonight!
Wilson: Oh shit.
Vivian: And I'm gonna fuck him over and over and over and over.
Wilson: That's gonna be awesome.
Regina Crosby
Extended Reading
In Search of a Midnight Kiss quotes
