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Gribble: Have you ever seen Top Gun?
Milo: It's Milo.
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Mom: Is that broccoli?
Milo: No, that's vomit, but I understand the confusion.
Mom: I thought I told you to eat that!
Milo: Well, you're not gonna make me eat it now, are you?
Mom: Go to bed.
Milo: But you said I can watch...
Mom: No, that was before you lied to me and poisoned the cat!
Milo: That broccoli was poisonous?
Mom: No! Of course the broccoli wasn't poisonous!
Milo: Well, you just said that...
Mom: No, I-I-I meant that it's poisonous to the cat!
Milo: Well, how can it be good for me if it's poisonous to the cat?
Mom: Because cats are not suppose to eat vegetables!
Milo: Maybe I'm not suppose to eat vegetables!
Mom: Milo! Just go to bed. *Now*.
Raymond Ochoa
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