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Willow: We need your help!
Madmartigan: [sarcastically] My help? Why would you need my help? You're a *sorcerer*.
Willow: You're a great warrior! And a swordsman!... And you're ten times bigger than I am, stupid!
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Willow: Madmartigan, you never, ever drive that fast with an infant!
Madmartigan: I just saved that infant's life!
Raymond Griffiths
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