Randy J. Goodwin

Randy J. Goodwin

  • Born: 1967-12-24
  • Height: 6' 2" (1.88 m)
  • Extended Reading

    The Pretender quotes

    • Jarod: [after asking the foreman about the sulfuric chloride] One more question.

      Foreman: Shoot.

      Jarod: Valentine's Day. Specifically cupid.

      Foreman: Yeah.

      Jarod: A corpulent infant, who happens to be an archer, goes around shooting arrows into people and suddenly they're in love?

      Foreman: That's about it.

      Jarod: And to show that they love, people buy each other chocolate and other sweets? Do they want to be fat, like the infant?

    • Miss Parker: You mean a shrink, don't you? Thanks Syd, but I'll leave the mental masturbation to someone else.