Randi Lamey

[a drunken Fred bumps into a girl wearing the Stars and Stripes on her pants]

Fred: Oh hey Betsy Ross, you need a pole for that flag?

[Her gargantuan boyfriend gets up]

Fred: Oh, what's the matter, you cant get any bigger you little bitch?

[KO]

Paige: Where are you going?

Fred: Page, you're my babysitter. Have a happy birthday!

[leaves]

Paige: Well, my aunt Meg wants to meet you...