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Andrew: All this time I wondered why you upped and left. You knew what he was up to didn't you... You know the really sad part - I didn't even find out until I read the will... You killed me when you walked away and left me with that evil piece of scum. You had the gall to come back here and bring that thing into our house, my mother's house... Like father, like son.
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[Paul is very drunk]
Paul Prior: Hey, I've got a joke. What sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Andrew: I don't know.
Paul Prior: Ask your mother!
Ralph Rieckermann
Extended Reading