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Sebastian Graves: Are you okay?
Nobby: [puffing on two cigarettes] No, I'm not okay. I just did an entirely white poo.
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Nobby: And this here is Luke. We call him that because he's got leukemia.
Sebastian Graves: I'm so sorry.
Nobby: He doesn't really. We just shave his head so we can claim the welfare for it.
Sebastian Graves: What?
Nobby: You know what? You're looking at a potential gold mine up there. This tragedy can turn into 65 pound 40 a week.
Rajesh Kalhan
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