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Jim Bob: All right, boys, it's Howdy Doody time.
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Russel: [On his son being a serial murderer] You know when a dog bites you... you can either chain him up... or put him down
Richard Dane: [Shocked] You're gonna kill your own son?
Russel: I can't well chain him up now... can I?
Rachel Zeiger-Haag
Extended Reading
