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Marcello: Indian cook best, but Italian kiss best. Best, best, best.
Rani: [in Hindi] Indians are best at everything. Pick out any Emraan Hashmi film, you'll find the best kissing.
Marcello: Indians best kissing? Show. Prove it!
Rani: [Confused] Kiss? Lip-to-lip kiss?
Marcello: Yes, lip-to-lip. What did you think? Knee to knee? Your friends can wait outside. India can wait. I am a very gentle man. When I saw you in the restaurant for the first time...
[Marcello's speech fades into the background as Rani practices puckering her lips. She spins around and silences him with a passionate kiss]
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Rani: [Drunk and Crying] My condition is like Gupta Uncle. He had cancer but never smoked cigarettes or consumed alcohol. It would be better if he did.
Pierre Philippe
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