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German Diplomat: [offering his hand] Mr. Chaplin! I am a great admirer of yours.
Charlie Chaplin: I'm sorry, I prefer not to shake hands with Nazis.
German Diplomat: [laughs nervously] What have you got against us, Mr. Chaplin, hm?
Charlie Chaplin: What have you got against everybody else?
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Paulette: Did you lose your other wives this way?
Charlie Chaplin: I think so. But you'd have to ask them.
Philip Waley
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