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Lt. j.g. Douglas A. Roberts: Frank, I like you. There's no getting around the fact that you're a real likable guy.
Ensign Frank Thurlowe Pulver: Yeah? Yeah!
Lt. j.g. Douglas A. Roberts: But...
Ensign Frank Thurlowe Pulver: But what?
Lt. j.g. Douglas A. Roberts: Well, I also think you're the most hapless, lazy, disorganized, and in general, most lecherous person I've ever known in my life.
Ensign Frank Thurlowe Pulver: I am not!
Lt. j.g. Douglas A. Roberts: You're not what?
Ensign Frank Thurlowe Pulver: I am not disorganized!
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Lt. j.g. Douglas A. Roberts: You pretend you want me to improve your mind. You've never finished one book I've given you to read.
Ensign Frank Thurlowe Pulver: I've finished "God's Little Acre," Doug boy!
Lt. j.g. Douglas A. Roberts: I didn't give you that. He's been reading "God's Little Acre" for over a year now. He's underlined every erotic passage and added exclamation points. And after a certain pornographic climax, he's inserted the words "well written."
Philip Carey
Extended Reading
