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Josh: [meeting Megan online] Hello, hot chick.
Megan Stewart: Hi, skaterdude.
Josh: My name's Josh.
Megan Stewart: I know.
Josh: Uh, how'd you know that?
Megan Stewart: My friend Lexie gave me your address.
Josh: Well, that was nice of her.
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Josh: So, you going to the party tonight?
Megan Stewart: I don't know.
Josh: Hmm. At least you get to see what I look like.
Megan Stewart: I already know what you look like.
Josh: How?
Megan Stewart: I have an imagination.
Josh: [chuckles] Oh, no. Lexie gave you my picture, didn't she?
Megan Stewart: Maybe.
Josh: Oh my God, busted!
[They both laugh]
Josh: You're such a stalker!
Peter Renaud
Extended Reading
