Peter Cook

Selena: Nigel, how long have we been together?

Nigel: Ooh. Months, darling.

Selena: Then why does it seem like years?

Nigel: Because you're so impatient. You want everything yesterday. It takes a lifetime to discover the secrets of black magic from the ancient grimoires.

Bianca: I was reading in this book, you know, "The Witches Guide to Heaven and Hell", and if you start your own coven, all you have to do is charge five bucks a head, minimal admission. That's great.

Selena: Chicken feed.

Bianca: Ah, that's better than goose egg.