Perry King

Peter Stegman: [after playing a piano concerto] Do I get the gig, teacher?

Andrew Norris: Where'd you learn how to play that?

Peter Stegman: Do I get the fuckin' gig?

Andrew Norris: No. Maybe I'll give you a shot when you grow up, now get out.

Peter Stegman: Stegman doesn't play in anybody's asshole band, anyway.

Peter Stegman: When it comes to killin', teacher teacher's just got too much to lose... otherwise, you coulda done me right. Like this!

[busts his head open against a mirror]