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The Soldier: [to his bound captive] You know, when I was little, I caught a wild boar. My father set it free. Do you know why? It was pregnant. Are you pregnant?
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the General: The tastiest meat is a gorilla's lips. The tastiest fish is the caviar from Eastern Sea.
The Soldier: No wonder you went to wars. You ate too much.
Peng Lin
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