Paul Reiser

Paul Reiser

  • Born: 1956-3-30
  • Height: 5' 10" (1.78 m)
  • Extended Reading
    • Ruby 2022-09-10 17:35:06

      When a nun meets a handsome servant

      Before starting today's article, Uncle Jun would like to ask everyone a question: How do you translate "The Little Hours"?

      little time? small hours? Emmm, you can tell at a glance that you have learned English in vain for so many years!

      If there is a cultural point, it should be translated as "bits...

    • Rosalinda 2022-09-10 20:29:02

      "Crazy Monastery": Under the prison, the more crazy

      Foreword: Due to Xunlei's more and more restrictions on downloads recently, during the process of downloading this film, it encountered an error and could not download it. Later, I inquired about a strategy to avoid Xunlei's server query. As a result, the computer system crashed accidentally. The...

    The Little Hours quotes

    • Lord Bruno: [to his staff] One of you sluts thinks he's quite the jester.

    • Massetto: [Warning. Potential Spoilers Ahead] Here are my sins. I have slept with another man's wife. He's a nobleman, and he is my master.

      Father Tommasso: Well, that's adultery.

      Massetto: I know.

      Father Tommasso: It's a very serious sin.

      Massetto: Sometimes... she would place her mouth around my sex.

      Father Tommasso: Well, that's sodomy. It's also a serious sin.

      Massetto: Is it also considered sodomy if... if I placed my mouth on her sex while... she simultaneously had... had her mouth around mine?

      Father Tommasso: Why would you do that?

      Massetto: Because, she... she liked it.

      Father Tommasso: Oh. Well, yes, that's also sodomy.