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Kansas: It's in the Bible, so just shut the hell up!
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Mrs. Hill: Kansas, I'd like you to meet someone special.
[a lady comes up]
Kansas: Jesus Christ, Mom! It's bad enough you're in prison, but now i have to add p.s my moms a dyke too?
Mrs. Hill: Shut up! You mouthy little shit!
Kansas: Don't mouthy shit me, I'm outta here.
Mrs. Hill: Hold on a minute. Mink ain't my bitch if that's what you think. She's a specialist in banks.
Paul Cram
Extended Reading