Paul Archer

Paul Archer

  • Born:
  • Height: 5' 11" (1.8 m)
  • Extended Reading

    Bandslam quotes

    • Sa5m: Well, if you were just part of Charlotte's experiment this whole time, then, what is reality? What if Charlotte and her experiment are really a part of someone else's larger experiment? I mean, what if we're being manipulated by some greater intelligence than our own? And if so, is there really such a thing as free will? Am I moving my hand or was it predetermined by a force I'm not even aware of? Charlotte times a trillion.f you were just part of Charlotte's experiment this whole time, then, what is reality? What if Charlotte and her experiment are really a part of someone else's larger experiment? I mean, what if we're being manipulated by some greater intelligence than our own? And if so, is there really such a thing as free will? Am I moving my hand, or was it predetermined by a force I'm not even aware of? Charlotte times a trillion.

      Bug: See, this is why you don't have friends!

    • Will: [in voice-over]

      [while watching a marching band practice]

      Will: Dear David Bowie, first thing we need is a brass section. Though, granted. Van Buren has a limited pool to choose from.

      Will: [voice-over] The pianists around here are all classical.

      [Kim plays classical music. Will places the sheet music to "Blister in the Sun" in front of Kim, who switches to its opening riff]

      Will: [voice-over] If Arcade Fire can have a cello, we can have a cello.

      Will: Need a hand?

      Irene (Cello): Need a Stanford-Binet test?

      Will: What? Sorry. It looked heavy.