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[while Rachel, Pat, Jill and Adam are transporting a backup generator via helicopter, there a bump during the flight. The Helicopter pilot is suddenly unable to open his eye]
Helicoper Pilot: My eye's frozen shut!
Adam Carlson: I'll try to get cut it open with a knife like in Rocky...
Helicoper Pilot: No! Nah-uh! Nobody's cutting my eye open!
Adam Carlson: [gets a brainstorm and slowly unbuckles his seat belt] Alright... Just hold on and keep her steady. I'm going to lick your eye.
Helicoper Pilot: *Nobody's* licking *my* eye!
Adam Carlson: Just keep still. I am going to lick your eye!
Helicoper Pilot: [firmly] Nobody's licking my eye!
Adam Carlson: [Adam licks the pilots eye. The pilot pushes off him and finds that he able to open his eye]
Adam Carlson: You can see alright?
Helicoper Pilot: [curtly] Yeah.
Adam Carlson: Yeah?
Helicoper Pilot: [louder] Yeah!
Adam Carlson: [happy; yet a little winded by the weirdness of licking the pilot's] Alright! *That* got a little wierd!
[Adam whoops]
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[Dean and Karl, the two "de-icing machine" men from Minnesota are checking into the hotel when they see Rachel Kramer walk out]
Karl Hootkin: [excitedly] Dean! It's... it's the Greenpeace lady from the TV!
[shouts]
Karl Hootkin: Hey! Greenpeace! Greenpeace lady!
Dean Glowacki, Karl Hootkin: [in unison, as they rush after Rachel while carrying their de-icers] Greenpeace! Hey, Miss! Greenpeace lady miss! Hey, Greenpeace! Greenpeace Miss!
Othniel 'Anaqulutuq' Oomittuk Jr.
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