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Mary Jane: [mistaking Peter for a waiter] Hello.
Peter B. Parker: Oh, wow.
Mary Jane: Um, I just wondered if we could have some more bread at table twelve.
Peter B. Parker: Yeah! I'm just, I'm really sorry...
Mary Jane: Oh, don't be sorry. It's just bread.
Peter B. Parker: No, I wasn't there for you when you needed me.
Mary Jane: Mmm-hmm...
Peter B. Parker: And I didn't even try.
Mary Jane: That's fine. I should really get going...
Peter B. Parker: I know I could do better if I just had another chance to give you... the bread that you deserve.
Mary Jane: Are you okay?
Gwen Stacy: Ma'am, we'll take care of that bread right now.
Mary Jane: It's been nice, uh, talking to you.
Peter B. Parker: For you they should fill this place up with fresh bread.
Gwen Stacy: [to Peter] You all right, man?
Peter B. Parker: Yeah, totally.
Gwen Stacy: Okay, good, 'cause we are not getting any bread.
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[first lines]
Peter Parker: [narrating] All right, let's do this one last time. My name is Peter Parker. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for ten years I've been the one and only Spider-Man. I'm pretty sure you know the rest. I saved a bunch of people, fell in love, saved the city, and then I saved the city again... and again and again and again. And I, uh... I did this.
[shot of Spidey doing the emo dance from "Spider-Man 3"]
Peter Parker: We don't really talk about this. Look, I'm a comic book, I'm a cereal, did a Christmas album. I have an excellent theme song. And a so-so popsicle. I mean, I've looked worse. But after everything, I still love being Spider-Man. I mean, who wouldn't? So no matter how many hits I take, I always find a way to come back. Because the only thing standing between this city and oblivion is me. There's only one Spider-Man. And you're looking at him.
Oscar Camacho
Extended Reading
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse quotes
