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Zoe Hull: [Lewis and Zoe are being tailgated] What the hell?
Lewis Washington: Roy Moake and Chaz Harding. Oh, and AJ Turner's in the back! Like an asshole casserole.
Zoe Hull: They're like Roman soldiers who don't realize that their empire is crumbling in just a few days.
Lewis Washington: Or they do realize it and they're totally freaking out.
[Lewis gestures for them to pass on the road]
Lewis Washington: [AJ Turner moons Lewis and Zoe] Okay, that just like, looks like one of their faces.
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Lewis Washington: Why am I always this guy, huh? Guy who pulls into the dirt.
Zoe Hull: Because you're smart and safe.
Lewis Washington: Yeah, well...
Zoe Hull: And not a total asshole.
Lewis Washington: I hate that about me.
Olly Sholotan
Extended Reading