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Burt: Ain't good for the image, Fred. You looked too god damn comfortable! people ain't gonna pity you no more!
Fred: I don't know how I managed to look comfortable. Fuckin'Wizzy planted his foot halfway up my ass.
Burt: Oh, well, he was just plantin' corn. Get it? Corn... his foot! In yo' ass! Ha ha! Hey, where's your sense of humor, boy?
Fred: I lost it when Wizzy kicked me in the ass!
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Doorman: Everybody's a hot-headed gangster. Everybody's Mister Mafia. Ha! The Don! The Don of Douchebags, that's what you are. Nick - Nick the Dick. That's what they call you, behind your back, you and your restaurant. Your stinkin' restaurant.
Nora Maher
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