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Whillenholly: I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one and the only thing I see right now is a political fiasco that I'm about to avoid by letting this buttfuckin' Brady Bunch go!
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[Jay and Silent Bob have eluded capture by pretending to be lovers and disguising the ape as their son]
Whillenholly: Well it isn't my way but I'll be damned if their doesn't go one happy family. Okay men let's shoot some tear gas into the diner and when they come out we'll... Fuck beans! That was them wasn't it?
Nicole Vanderhoff
Extended Reading
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back quotes
