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The Master: Next time use more tongue.
Stan Minton: That's what she said.
[The Master punches Stan in the stomach]
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Shorts: Don't go near those guys
[points to a group of men, one of whom is consulting a book]
Shorts: They're scientologists.
Big Stan: They don't look so tough.
Shorts: Yeah, they'll talk your ear off and then sue your ass.
Nick Principe
Extended Reading
