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Ted: So, who are we picking up?
Barney: I dunno... her? Or maybe her...
Ted: Wait, so when you said we were going to pick someone up at the airport, you meant we were going to *pick someone up* at the airport?
Barney: Yeah...
Ted: You're kidding!
Barney: False!
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Ted: Hey Barney, see that girl?
Barney: Ohhh yeah, you just know she likes it dirty!
Nick Pasqual
Extended Reading